Wednesday, November 09, 2011

El Blogado SKOLgante! (bye week bi-weekly)

TWO new songs.
One new poll
Same Purple Reign


So many talking points. I've been a busy boy, my apologies for the delayed post(s)


(And broken bed posts. SKOL!)


HEY! As you've prolly already noticed! I got a DOPE new song for this week! (EDIT-Playlist was disabled. It was Return of the Mack) Double Exclamation!! Trying to bring that bravado back cuz it's Packer week and we're 2 touchdown underdogs. WTF? PSSSSSH Sing it with me.. 'WE'RE GONNA beat the pack..."


First off I wanna send a shout out to all the veterans and active soldiers abroad and/or at home.  Left or Right, rich, racist, ignorant, anti-war (politics aside) I've always had a "support your troops" heart.  These people are off in a different world, one no "normal' person can imagine- not even a trauma surgeon or a beat cop in the hood. The best way I can think of to support them is to bring them home, increase their benefits (or restore them depending on your angle ) and let them actively take care of their own.  I wish them APs Speed!


Spc. Trevor Kolb enjoyed the SkolGram I sent him in Kuwait
(Sorry Aaron they wouldn't go to AfghanLand)


I might write this post backwards now since I have edited it a few times and we're closer to Packer Upset Monday then Ponder Victory Sunday.


We Won't talk about the bye week blues!  Luckily they only last 8 days at most!  They will NEVER be as bad as our past off season. NEVER AGAIN! 
(Unless Wilf plays a norm green next Halloween. SCARY)


 EXHALE!


WATCH OUT- IT'S PACKER WEEK!
(edit)

Int. Work - Night

Badger booty fans in my bar last night- No problem. We have the #1 Nationally ranked Golden Gopher Hockey Team on the tele VS the U of Wisconsin.  Gophs will make me proud at work no?  
Five hole! CRINGE. 

We lost 3-0 to the unranked Badgewhores. =/  We were number one! I wish they could feel my pain. ( foreshadowing? =)

Well we will show them on the football field, right?! We Will beat that 28 point spread home at TCF and the Vikes won't need the 13.5 point spread!  Sometimes you gotta just put your balls on the floor!

Jonah Tackalua sent me this!

He's a true Vikes fan,  from his "Vi-KINGS" hat to his gold arm band and purple tie!

Common Viking Fan's sentiment this season

I seriously feel in my bones an Viking Upset.  That coach from the Pack ( I still don't know his name nor care) will be looped post game hitting a podium saying "we are who they thought we was and they hung us on their horns!"  It'll be fun.  The undefeated over confident 14 trick pony packers will finally be revealed as the sorry ass 8-1 number one seed team they really are! 

It'll be a glorious week of reminding our loser WI friends that they live in MN for a reason... asking them if A Rodge is gonna play next week or if his "3rd concussion" is still stuck in his fupa and if the grounds crew ever found Clay's missing lock of hair that got stuck in APs face mask. 

A D H D

(I'm owning mine!)

I love this guy!  You ever notice he has Rambo's Lip?!!!

Christian ponders his number one inspiration...

"Yo, Adrian!"


Puck the Pack... *Sigh

Ponder Vs Carolina was a wonderful thing to see.  A win on the road, converting mad third downs... Pondo playing "within himself" and no turnovers! Sounds like a recipe for boredom but WIDE LEFT, woot woot, we won fair and square... Football is a crazy sport and let's face it- San Fran and Cinci are a combined 14-3 WTF? HUH!?!?  They gonna make any waves in the playoffs.  (no) EDIT-YES Would we if we didn't blow our first 6 games??

*Sigh

Let's be real here, it doesn't matter who is 8-0 and who is 2-6 it's PACKERS - VIKES on Monday night.  It's gonna be fun fun fun.  If you read this far, well hold on cuz I have a 2nd bonus song for your enjoyment! AGAIN-NO PLAYLIST
It should be playing soon ( or now if you went to a WI public school!)  




wait for it...




SKOL VIKINGS let's win this game!


I decided to edit out my musings on Chris Cook, if Winfield plays, what happened in the NFL during our bye week etc..  (I like our guys, the rest are bastards!)  Who cares.  Fantasy football, weekly pick ems, NFL gossip... YAWN. Purple and Gold or I'm not getting out of bed before 2pm!


A D H D


Who wants to buy me these shoes?  I need them for my game day outfit. They seem spill proof =p 

EDIT-I STILL WANT THESE


DOPE!


A D H D x3


PS I hate that AP and Jared Allen are leading their positions in the NFL statistically and our record is 2-6...  Ack!  But I refuse to be down.  I am looking forward to our victory on Monday night and being able to text all these annoying packers fans thus...


Game... Blouses.


Peep my poll to the upper right and if you're so inclined, restart the first track on my play list... ENJOY!


"We're gonna beat the pack...

Once again

We're gonna beat the pack...

Top of the world

We're gonna beat the pack...

Watch our flow

We're gonna beat the pack...

Here we SKOL!"

PS- Too lazy to click the links? Well you don't want to miss this

If you don't find this funny, see a doctor

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