Week One! (At Detroit Lions)

[[[ IMAGINE A PICTURE OF ADRIAN PETERSON AND 

MEGATRON SHAKING HANDS AFTER A GAME HERE ]]]

This post is coming to you live from Bedstuy! New York City. I am writing this from the hip on my iphone as I don't have my computer with me here yet. Also you may have noticed that there are no pictures or videos, we can thank google plus for that! They made it even harder to post pics by making you sync their app with your phone pics. SMDH! I may as well be telegraphing this post.

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So tomorrow is gonna be fun for me and I'll tell you why. We have the most pass happy team by a mile playing against the most RB dependent team by a mile. The fact that both teams were so one dimensional last year begs the question- who's gonna out coach who? Who's gonna mix it up? Are both teams gonna just go strength vs strength? Can we  use playaction this season? (As well as I use it with the Vikings in Madden?) I have no clue! We better be able to or it's gonna be a long season!

[[[ IMAGINE TWO INFO GRAPHICS - 

ONE OF AP VS THE LIONS IN ALL MEETINGS

AND ONE OF MEGATRON VS THE VIKINGS]]]

Wanna know what other questions I have about this game?!

• Will our new punter choke? Will he do his job good enough for good coverage? He did ok, also no blown holds
• Who the hell is the new punter anyways? Still don't know
• Will Coradoradora be a "secret" weapon? Strong enough to be a scat back but PH balanced for wide receiver? not yet!
• How will the D line do without Williams? Will the front four be effective against the run? FUCKING HELL NO
• Will the LBs stay in their gaps and make plays? SHIT NO!
• What's the over/under on how many times Harrison Smith puts his shoulder in megatrons chest during a catch? 2.5? Will he play tentative with his back? he hit him twice no?
• Will Shariff Floyd's rookie adrenaline help him fight trough his knee pain? YES good start, KID!
• Which ponder will we see? The one who has time and makes reads (rare) or the one who is running for his life and killing drives (I hope he's gone for good)  35% / 65%
• How the eff we gonna stop MEGATRON? Will we get to Stafford? Captain smith and Co will! / ONCE 
• Jared Allen! Is he gonna come out beasting? Um, nope
• Is this gonna be Rudolph's big year? Starting in week one? NO
• These DBs we have. [[imagine a side faced emoticon]] Are they gonna play the schemes and at least be good at either man or zones? ACTUALLY THEY PLAYED PRETTY SOLID!
• Are we gonna kick or receive? Didn't matter
• JENNINGS!! is he gonna do his thing? MEH
• Desmond Bishop- please make a game changing play! DNP!
• Will they stack the box? Will we make them pay right away for it? YES/RARELY
• Will they have to back off and will AP break one? NO/YES 
• Will he break one anyways?! he sure as hell did!
• Coradoradora is returning punts and kicks? Damn Touchbacks!

So many questions. I can't wait to see this game. I honestly don't know how we're gonna perform in all the different phases. They will have the home crowd so we need to run them down with AP a little to keep them sitting on their hands. But they'll expect that too so... IDK! I hope we make less mistakes than I did typing this post on my iphone! If we do that we have a good shot at victory!!

SKOL!

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